Is Doug Band Chelsea's husband? If not, then it isn't Doug Band.
This anon has had it, enough is enough. Stop it already with fake bewbs, silicon bewbs. Time for REAL bewbs. And that pic of frying bacon in a pan! Come on man, it's the worst frying bacon ever. The middles are over fried and the ends aren't fried at all. There's too much grease in the pan. You fry bacon, you don't DEEP FRY bacon. Makes real anons, you know, anons who know real bewbs when they see them and anons who………I mean anon is PISSED.
Yep, you got it anon. Low heat. And drain the grease a couple times. Thanks for bring some REALITY to the board. Need a pic of that frying bacon in a pan. This anon is still pissed though. We got to many fake pics in here. Did I mention the fake bewbs? Not going to take it any more. Thinking about whistleblowing to the highest ranked anon.
See! Learn a lesson anons. When you get pissed and can't take it any longer see what happens. It's time to stand up.