Why won't you bigots step into the 21st Century?
The future is not whyte!
Check your fucking privilege.
It's a new day.
Get with the program or do us all a favor and kill yourselves.
You are all pussies.
WE are taking over!
Deal with it.
I'm all grown up now.
Your hatred created a badass monster.
Bring it, bitches.
I have no empathy left.
Louisville first, then the rest.
Fuck your racist system.
We're gonna burn it all down!
CodeMonkey is fucking retarded!
My 54 yr. old stay-at-home Mom, wine Aunt neighbor just came over and smoked a bowl with me.
She's hard-core liberal and knows that I'm an alpha-conservative.
She wouldn't let me fuck her, but she sucked my dick and I fucked her in the ass.
I was all out of Crisco.
Her pussy was wetter than a mofo though.
She swabbed that natty lube on her rim and I tore her ass up!
Tomato skin, peanuts and corn were the soup du jour this fine Tuesday.
We're all faggots.
Admit it!
Should I be worried that my taint is tingly?
I don't mean 'stroke' tingly, but kind of a menthol tingle.
Do you think dudes will like me after a boob job?
My dick is kinda small, so I can tape it back.
Most guys I don't tell that I have a dick.
Is that wrong?
I don't think so.
They usually love it when I eat their ass.
Check your privilege and suck my dick, bigot!
I have an ingrown hair/Zit on my ballsack.
Do y'all think it's ready to squeeze?
Q incoming, next bread!
Bank It!