humor

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted, "Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschisssen."

This in German is: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water, The cows have pooped in it."

The stranger shouted back, "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Biden's Presidential run. I do not understand German or what you are saying. Please speak in English."

The rancher replies, "Use both hands!"