Every seen a topless picture of Marina Abramovic. Remove the blue dress and the experience will be similar. Maybe a little less gruesome, but still not something you actually would like to suckle at.
Stick to patriot bewbs!
Hahahaha! Well then have at it anon! But why choose a Porsche when you can have a Koenigsegg?
I know that taste all too well!
You need to treat the board with mineral oil and then wax it (melt bee's wax in a water-bath and add mineral oil to it, make sure it's food-safe), it will remove the onion odor.