Teh Wok.
It's obvious why he's loved
Might as well throw Scalia into the resurrection mix.
"Ha ha! It's me, yis bastards. I'm still alive!!!!! He he he. Here's how they tried to murdah me.
…… well, em' maybe not that bit. Anyway, and then I pretended to be dead until the Q unit turned up to take me off to the bunker where Elv….., I mean where some high value non-dead folks live."
Even 2,000 would take out mist if the Big Boys Globally.
Then the other 'soldiers' with no direction and no funding would be taken care of by legal systems that would again begin to function 'legally'