Sorry I can’t afford the lawyers and accountants. Why?
Because I pay my fucking taxes!
I was at the Spin cycle coin laundry on Connor Street this morning when Rashida Tlaib walks in pulls down her pants and throws them in a washer.
She fumbles around for change and screams.
I offer to pay for the cycle and she turns to me and says: “that’s what got me into this mess in the first place”
She told me she was just in Wendy’s in the back fucking the waiter to pay for the Bill.