Narrator: Sir David Attenborough

Anons in Nature:

We begin this exploration of Anons in their preferred natural habitat, an obscure interweb location at the very edges of the civilized world. This distant land is shared with cohabitant, Anime Pussies from Japan. Other denizens include “leaf”, “Freddy Benson”, and his fearless alcoholic feline companion “Toots”, and of course “Q”.

Anons are a burrowing species. The mature Bull Anon prefer to dig onto pre-existing tunnels. They are most effective digging in solitude. When another anon is encountered vicious disagreements occur. No insult is to crass or heartless. Such squabbling end with the weaker of the pair screaming in red text “KYS Faggot”and both return to digging separate tunnel systems…

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