I’ve had the election flu since Monday, not bad just flu without the upset stomach. Achy joints eyeballs, weird thing is tho, every 3 hrs or so it comes and goes with fever up to 103.9… so you go from sweaty fever to normal 98-99 degrees every three or 4 hrs. Only way to manage joint pain is ibuprofen or acetaminophen.
Until tonight…. tonight I drove to wataburger couldn’t hardly see my eyes hurt so bad and ordered up one of them newfangled spicy chicken sandwiches with fries. I’m cured. That was 5 hrs ago. Shit you not, hope hicks if you can hear this…. spicy chicken sandwich meal from whataburger. You heard it here first.
Artists and entertainers will follow.