Welcome to October, ladies and gentlemen.
We ask at this time, that you get comfy.
Please fasten your seat belts and place your tray tables into the upright and closed position.
As we will be experiencing some turbulence, SOON.
So please resist the urge to PANIC.
Your stewardess will be by shortly with complimentary popcon and adult beverages.
AS always, Thank You for flying MAGA AIR.
And please, ENJOY THE SHOW.