This is why we can't have nice things
I would literally rape that cake right in front of him.
Wrong. He'd be into it. That makes it homo. But the cake…the cake is innocent in all this. The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.
I'm sure baker will make that notable along with the Polygrip and Diabeetus testing supply links.
I support your quest to go full potato.
GI Joe was 11" tall, had a full beard and Kung Fu grip for strangling commies and sissies. There were no Bronies.
Do you see any blakses? Totally reeecist.
Ahh the days of pre-cable when the Marlboro Man roamed free across the land and Lorne Greene shilled Alpo to Ol' Shep on Johnny Carson.
Trump is far too posh for the Bahamas. JFKjr probably doesn't want to fly over water anymore and Ronna Daniels definitely exists. Chyna died of an overdose a few years ago.
I am now willing to come forward and testify before a Federal Grand Jury that I saw Nancy Pelosi queef a balloon poodle of used condoms at a bachelor party for Hunter Thompson's pool guy in San Francisco in 1964. For the record I am not suicidal.