At least give him a 1 in 50 chance. Ask him what state you live in.
I wonder if he knows there are 50 states?
Hint: count the stars
Mr. Clown, sir. Something doesn't make sense to me.
Why would you be trying to disrupt this board if we are all going to die tomorrow anyways?
Seems kinda pointless. Just let us die, then you'll have the place to yourselves.