Says you. My dick may be on the inside but it's bigger than many others I've known.
For what it's worth, I'm agreeing with you in a hamhanded way. I think it's extremely silly to call attention to one's gender on the internet, unless it's truly relevant to the topic at hand. But I also think it's stupid to pull a Justin Trudeau and try to make everything gender-neutral. Thus, don't step on the baker's dick, but also "calm your tits."
Which is what everyone here needs to do.
Your genitals aren't relevant to your research. So go do that.
Gross. The kid knows. Children recognize manifestations of evil.