they have to remember it to ridicule it
we're halfway there
if you fold your $20 a certain way they'll put roofies in a drink for you. with a special umbrella.
they don't actually report anything, they just do what they're told.
there was that antifa bulletin about "when the news breaks, be ready" but we never really figured out which news.
possibly the fake news that POTUS expired?
if they wanted to show it to troll the press in parallel with Biden's earpiece, they'd put it on his right.
media falsely telling America that POTUS is dead would be arrestable also.