Does anybody need to use the phone before I go online?
Y'all know any good tranny porn links that I can download on BearShare?
We got 2 breads and no cock-meat.
Where's the tubesteak, nucka?
Fat chicks with daddy issues give the best head!
C'mon, Man!
Show us them flappy, happy, saggy funbags, ya hose-beast or GTFO.
Sammich first though!
Trips chekt and rekt.
Now, tickle my taint with your tongue!