>>10919089 The EVIL Secrets Behind Pinocchio (Video) (pb/notables)
>Pinocchio Joe is a fictional candidate and the protagonist of the children's fantasy story "Joe Biden's Candidacy". Pinocchio Joe was carved by a Hungarian moneychanger named George in a small Ukrainian village. He was created as a wooden puppet but he dreams of becoming the President. He is notably characterized for his frequent tendency to lie, which causes his nose to grow and his chances to shrink.