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ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS MADE THIS MEME?
Whomever you are, here's a great big hug for you because you made me laugh out loud for the first time all day, and it was just what I needed!
Wouldn't this be a kick in the ass if good ole Uncle Rob called into this role? We are fighting an unconventional war, and everything is possible.
I fucking love the idea that it's Uncle Rob riding around, trolling the ever living shit out of the nuts on the left.
Thank you, MemeFag.
Hey, I agree with the faggot who said you should lurk moar. You should also get yourself a fucking gun or three or four. And ammo. Make sure you have enough ammo.
WHY? Because when seconds count, the police are minutes away, and the Q Team ain't even coming to help you at all.
Now, that doesn't mean the Q Team isn't busting its ass off to save our country, because they are. They're killing it, fren.
But they are not responsible for your personal protection: YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR PERSONAL PROTECTION. Each of us is.
I speak from experience. I got surrounded by a gang of little SOBs on motorcycles this summer, and they all jumped off and started pounding on my open-air Jeep Wrangler. It had a brand new laptop in the front seat, and all those guys took off their helmets and came at me while I was stuck, surrounded by their bikes.
I had been hollering at them to "BACK OFF," "STAY AWAY," "and "DON'T COME ANY CLOSER," because if they were filming then I wanted those protests of mine on film.
Just as one of them got right up next to the passenger seat I put my right hand on my .38 in my waistband, and pointed at it with my left hand.
I pointed at it FORCEFULLY and said, "DO YOU WANT TO GET FUCKING SHOT? BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU IF YOU TRY TO GET IN THIS JEEP!"
The little bastard backed right off, told all his pals (in Spanish) that I had a gun and they had to leave me alone, and they scrammed.
It is the first time in 22 years of gun ownership that I've ever had to do anything like that, and I'm really glad I had the .38 on me at the time.
So why tell you that? Because even if Q Team wanted to jump in and save me, there would never have been enough time.
We're all on our own for our personal safety, and the sooner you lock and load (lawfully, of course) the better.
For extra protection get a dog and keep that with you, too. I left mine at home on that particular night, because I had to drag a computer home from a store, but I'll never go out without a dog again.
Guns rock. But dogs make it so that you don't even need your gun.
So that's my advice, take it or leave it. But if I were you, I'd take it, because there was nothing as satisfying to me than watching 10 robbers back the fuck off once they realized I could shoot them.
Well, here's your big hug, fren. THANK YOU. This meme is gold. I used to follow the Uncle Rob account on Twatter and he followed me. I don't think it was REALLY Robert Trump, but I think it was someone personally connected to him, because that account was around for a good period of time and Mr. Robert Trump did not complain or object in any way. It was the funniest thing, too. It posted the things that we wish POTUS could say. I loved it.
But I'll tell you, until I saw your meme I never imagined that Robert could have taken one for the team, for this moment in time.
I love it. You've given me even more hope than I already have (and I already have a lot of hope).
Thank you, fren.