My wife's boyfriend said this was the real bread.

He's the boss!

This bread is the tits.

I ate a tranny's back-hole last night!

Thanks baker and your wife's boyfriend too.

This fake bread gave me AIDS!

This bread made me homo.

I'm fapping to twink orgy porn in another tab.

Can I cornhole your chocolate starfish baker?

Baker takes it up the ass dry.

He doesn't even bite the pillow!

I use this bread for a cock meat sandwich.