This pathetic demented old fuck is going to get every single thing he owns smashed to bits including his skull if he doesn't cool it.
It takes a lot to push me off the edge, but you know I'll get there. I'd suggest you intervene in whatever way it is you do, I'd rather not go to prison tonight.
That's right. And you know how traditionally careful I am with them. Fix it or I will.
Fix it. It'd be real unfortunate if I actually took the bait.
Last one was only about 4 days. I give this one a little over 24 hours.
Also literally everything I've ever typed is satire, NSA.
If this is some 'Total Recall'-esque fuckery, why couldn't I be the construction worker with a hot wife?