They don't try to be. Cats ain't got no time for doggie tricks.
First Landslide.
Then no more delays. Four years straight of draining that swamp. Biggest names, highest ranks, biggest crooked companies, most evil 'philanthropists' . If they are companies that have perpetuated corruption and a continuous attack on legitimate expression of freedom of political thought, then broken up or simply liquidated.
If individuals guilty of high crime and high hoaxes then trials - real ones not media ones.
But first - Landslide.
The Ark is in Harrison Ford's Garage. And he takes Biden's advice seriously. He sits up all night on his porch with his shotgun.
Don't nobody try to steal that Ark back!
Is she ever any other way? A comedian who wishes she was a porn star. So Noughties.
Your Great Grandkids will know you're right, when Barr's grandkid finally gets around to indicting her in absentia.
Ebola has a cure? There's something else our MSM pals kept from us.