Dear Mr. Vice President:

I apologize for being so easily swayed that you might be a kid murderer or a plain old swampy backstabber. I now strongly suspect you may not be.

I have yet to get a decent read on your personality but I'm less suspicious of you on a weekly basis.

Many thanks to the anon who said you are a decent man a few months ago. I took it under consideration. Amazing all the ways the "universe" gets messages to me on cue.

Assuming you are doing so…keep up the good work.

I hope my humor isn't lost on everyone. Then I'd just be a jerk.