>My only reasonable explanation is that we're unironically in hell and POTUS has been busy carefully and methodically wiring C4 to our cell doors.
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harriss-ratings-plummet-as-people-realize-theyd-have-to-listen-to-her-voice-for-next-4-years
Kamala Harris's Ratings Plummet As People Realize They'd Have To Listen To Her Voice For Next 4 Years
SALT LAKE CITY, UT—Joe Biden's running mate appears to be in deep trouble after speaking in tonight's debate and letting everyone hear what her voice actually sounds like.
"This is a disaster for us," said campaign manager Jennifer O'Malley Dillon to anonymous sources. "We really didn't think people were actually going to watch this debate, let alone with the sound on."
According to polls of citizens who watched the debate, the very thought of hearing Kamala Harris's voice and signature cackle for the next 4-8 years makes 3 out of 4 people want to lay down in front of a steamroller.
"Never thought I'd say this, but maybe my old lady's voice ain't so bad," said Bob Ataboy, a local factory worker.
The campaign vowed to address this situation and has set up Harris for personal classes with famous likeability coach Hillary Clinton.
the very thought of hearing Kamala Harris's voice and signature cackle for the next 4-8 years makes 3 out of 4 people want to lay down in front of a steamroller
post-satire is awesome
3M and In-Q-Tel?
reset your vantage
What's up with Jeeps being made in China?
I don't know enough about this topic but found it weird as hell that Jeep, with it's pedigree, builds its cars in China? Someone clear this up.