Anonymous ID: f1b46e Oct. 9, 2020, 8:09 p.m. No.11007893   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7924 >>7936 >>8032

>>11007606

Time release would keep you alive.

One cubic foot of methane is about 0.67 ounces. Your looking at about 1200 cubic feet of gas at the high end, if it were methane. A person may fart on the high end of 0.5 cubic feet per 24 hours, spread over 20 episodes.

 

50 pounds of gas would give you 2400 days worth of gas, or 48000 large fart episodes.

Considering these farts are all longer than a second since they are large, if you did it all in one day, you would not only fart in a continuous stream for more than 24 hours, you would suffocate in a cloud of gas approximately 10.5 feet x 10.5 feet x 10.5 feet.