Now that Van Halen's dead, we can go to the moon?
Why is his face 80% the size of a regular human's?
ATF realized people like beer & guns too much so they've decided to branch out into tracking down ugly people.
Yeah, but Kirk's face is always noticeably smaller from EVERY angle with ANY camera. It's normal enough to get away with coming off as human, but just small enough to make the discerning go "wait wtf?"
Wow.
"Wine" is the liquified corpses of plant fetuses.
He's rambling hard right now, you gotta wonder about the type of person that hears this and doesn't think it's absurd.
>sip
I'm literally just gonna filter anyone who mentions "muh comms" at this point, it's that fucking annoying.
Nice place, if you avoid Denver.