>>11047912 (lb)

>If any of us actually knew all the truth

>we would not be wasting all out time on here

TF when you make a wish to Sirius to help all the poor lost souls trapped in clown world just be able to see the truth, only to have several truths then revealed to you, only to realize just how difficult it is to explain to everyone, because they're too busy pretending they know everything about this, that, and the other thing because the human ego is a very fragile thing, so people just attack you verbally and physically, thus now your stuck on 8 Kun shit-posting through your sleepless, anxiety-filled nights hoping that maybe some bit of whatever TF information your trying to pass along the line in hopes that it finds enough of the right people before they send in the clown to make sure all known traces of what's left of you get vanquished from all existence, then replaced with not-so-friendly reminders about why you shouldn't ask questions in clown world because fuck around and find out…

Good times!

>>11048087

>Today is the day anons…

Meh.

Moar like [soon]

>>11048130

>kek

>I totally know how you feel.

>It shouldn't be long, fren.

It SHOULDN'T be, but it is…

How dare they?!

>>11048158

>You aren't the only one waiting, anon.

>Plenty of us want it to come. You are not alone.

Thanks for the reminder, fren

I'll get done with muh chores [soon].

Then, it's off to destroy as much of the corrupt temple as I can, til they're force to either put me out of muh misery or concede to the wrath of ScornedAnon. Metaphorically speaking, of course. I can't afford to pay the fines that accompany destruction of federal property.

I was kind of hoping this would be moar like the end scene in They Live, where we just take out a satellite dish and everything goes back to normsies, even though the thought of normies itself may be moar terrifying than just letting clown world keep running.

Now, I understand what's taking so long…

>>11048244

>why put a plan in play over 100 years ago that wouldn't come to fruition until 150 years later? Based solely upon what we know to be true, the planners wouldn't be around to see their plan come to fruition.

See: [muh legacy]

>>11048272

See: ]tidal locking[

All is possible with Space Force!

>>11048277

>They are now fear mongering that Trump winning causes people to die of heart attacks and strokes.

TF when you want for fake news to be right about one thing, just once in their sorry-ass lives

>Fake news has sunk to a new low.

Damn them for getting my hopes up!

>>11048341

>legally based! People's opinions are not a legally based.

Isn't the whole concept of what should constitute as "legal" or not, just like an opinion in it of itself?

>>11048363

>No!

Why not?

It's ripe with de facto standards and corrupt practices.

All so people can pretend like their "expertise" on word-salad should allow them the right to extort moneys out of others, for interpreting "legal documentations" with opinionated views based solely on moar word-salad, that only has "right" to rule over you based solely on your opinion that you need "legal" word-salads to dictate anything and/or everything you may or may not be able to do based solely off the fact that it is your opinion that you do not wish to be held accountable on what then gets defined as "legal" based off moar word salad, but oh look, people breaking "the law", but can't do anything because moar word-salad says this person's opinion can read this like so, and thus opinion plus word-salad is yippee!?

>>11048499

>No shit, but this is a clown source with completely unverifiable claims.

>Wanna look like an idiot? Spread this far and wide and call it truth without a shred of proof

Go on…

This sounds rather promising

Like, the secret to how CNN rose into power over so many minds if the masses, big.

>>11048503

>You decide.

Sweet!

The sun is FLAT!

>>11048538

These people are so fucking retarded they put muh global warming conspiracies to shame

>>11048553

>Why are they making back holes?

Because there are no black holes

They just want to convince you there are so you send them moar money to study the shit they know doesn't exist, but already convinced you into believing, and now extort moar money out of you to "prove" the theory they know isn't real, but you can't prove otherwise, but now really want to believe because you already invested too much money and time into believing something that just must be true because your ego will not allow you to admit that you got conned, so you subconsciously play along while they continue to feed you itty bitty bits of just enough to get moar money out of you and by now you seent all the movies they made about this kind of stuff, so it just must be true, because that documentary on the PREMIUM Science channel that you pay an extra $10/month for surely couldn't be a rip-off, and you already invested your time now into that 6 GORILLION dollar degree to be a theoretical physicist, so you better goddam well go along with it and perhaps one day you might just unlock "the secrets of the universe", but in the meantime, someone needs to keep sending shitloads of moar money, because GODDAMIT these black holes MUST be real by now if cause where else would all that time and money go?

>>11048608

>That is one long-ass sentence.

I'm practicing legal-speak word-salads for when I has to destroy clown world.

Dis gon b phun

>>11048619

Not now, Paperclip.

Did you even catch the subliminal messages I sent you?

Or were you too busy trying to correct muh grammar to notice that I'm already inside your mind?

>>11048626

>Your consciousness is wormhole connected to the whole, so shut yer yapping black hole.

>>11048758

>oh man you can mash up gifs and mp4s

That's scary beyond a level of terrifying I never imagined could ever be possible

And yet.., I find it strangely attractive

>>11048764

>Look boys, I like to skip the foreplay and get right into the scoop.

>(Pic related)

Isn't that the same damn shit that gets talked about every four years?

How is this "news"?

Aren't you just gaslighting whatever they pay you to gaslight us with?

Assuming we are supposed to take your word that any of this is real, providing your claims to be associated with entities we already consider to falsify information, does not get you any credibility, even if you were actually being honest about being who are who you say you are.

If that doesn't make sense to you, that's good, because it's kind of the point.

Also, just on case if you are who you say you are, we should go on a date, because I'm totally sexy and single and it sounds like you need an anonymous source for your big scoop.

Pick me up from my parent's house around 6? If you're really as good of an investigative journalist, you should have no problems finding me and taking me out on a date to get me out of the house you quarantined me in with my parents by spreading fear-porn, while causing immense levels of stress in shattered people's lives after destroying any real chance of livelihood they had, all so you could get a paycheck.

And I'm the sexist one… SMH