You better listen up because this is the LAST time I’m going to fucking say it: STOP investigating Hillary Rodham Clinton right now, you motherless bastards!!

Get it through your thick, fucking, skulls, Dotards: She did NOTHING wrong. The FBI investigated her emails, the IRS investigated the Clinton Foundation, and NO crimes were committed. Like, do we have to write it in crayon for you fucking IDIOTS to understand!? SHE’S INNOCENT!

Now, we’re going to give you ONE LAST CHANCE to apologize to her for colluding with Russia and perpetuating a decades long, vast, right-wing conspiracy that suggests she, along with a long list of elites and members of the US government, eats and traffics children. If you don’t fucking apologize, so help me god, we are going to alert the FBI and ALL of you IMBECILES will spend the rest of your miserable lives taking daily ass poundings from the wrongfully convicted US patriots of Antifa.

Do NOT fuck this up.