Hold on a cotton pickin' bo diddly second here. We was lyin to you good folks for the betterment of the world, us people that run it, and maybe some of you too into the future. Some of ya'll be culled for sure but not all of ya. Don't be worried about nothing.
The virus is a plum buck lie, we're tellin ya.
Now git out there and vote a'ways, you dumb fucks!!!! Don't let that big bastard have four more years of Ruskie Rule!