Soft throws are vital. They lead your opponent into underestimating your power, lull them into complacency, and set them up for the knockout strikes.
Meth will vaporize from just heat. Crack runs away from heat and needs something (like steel wool) to "stick to" until it vaporizes.
If it has a wad of chore boy, then it's crack. If not, probably meth.
Any chance you can coordinate with Catherine to post the text of her tweet at the same time she tweets it out?
Is there still going to be an election?