Jefferson was an indebted wanker with the morals of Schiff, opposed to slavery, but not willing to give up his Parisian tastes to free his slaves, did his best as a cabinet member to keep Washington from making America great, funded a paper to print fake news, tried to drag our young republic into French invasions of Europe, and called himself a Republican.
Sauce: Andrew Hamilton’s notes.
Blue hair and tats = miles of cock