Hey Laura, Tim was never your friend. He just wanted to fuck you.
Who is Garrison Keillor and why should I care if the lesbians eat him alive?
Don’t be a hand-wringing pussy, Cube. Be a principled man with conviction. Not everybody is going like you. Fuck em.
You still didn’t answer my question, so I will assume he’s just one of your gay friends from fagbook.
Bono?