>buy outs
as in they're reducing their tenure positions and giving the option to buy out the rest of someones if they want to retire early?
or can i literally buy a tenure spot…
if so, i want one, plz and thank you
damn, im never gonna get tenure track
aww shucks
sadly im aware
even moar sadly i check 0 boxes on diversity so if they're reducing the appointments then im essentially a postdoc forever
yay… eh, less responsibility i guess, that's always nice
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