Hello citizens of the world! I, General Francisco Franco, have returned. I am not dead! I am here to help one and all restore order! I do have important documents and pictures I wish to share with one and all. They will be the biggest bomb yet!
(I really am Francisco Franco. Trust the internet)
Hello citizens of the world! I, Marilyn Monroe, have returned. I am not dead! I am here to help one and all restore peace! I do have important documents and pictures I wish to share with one and all. They will answer everything! The biggest truth bomb yet!
(I really am Marilyn Monroe. Trust the internet)