Now entering the third week of second American Civil War approximately 72% of farmers have formed a cooperative. The first published statement from the American Food Cooperative indicated their intent to stop shipping to major city centers. This includes, but not limited to produce, dairy, and meat. Former President Obama came out with a pre-recorded statement indicating the food supply in metropolitan areas would last only one week.
A woman has died in a car accident after having her brake lines cut by a local of the Silent Majority. The local sheriff has indicated no investigation will follow. Sheriff Dowell indicated there in no possibility of establishing that criminal activity occurred. Local protests erupted and several local businesses were burned and looted. Local liberals claim this is the third incident from this mechanic in six months. The FBI is seeking involvement, but is currently blocked by state officials.
A Pheonix man shot his hairdresser after she apparently provided an intentionally sub-par haircut. The man is currently being jailed while a full investigation is undertaken. Pheonix is battleground territory and it is likely he will be charged with attempted murder. It was reported he left the salon unaware of the severity of his haircut, only to return later firing six rounds into the front window of the salon. The hairdresser was struck once in the abdomen and is currently in stable condition. She is expected to fully recover.
Small arms could be heard emanating from the inner city in chicago this week. Large scale gang wars are peaking in participation. The war between the Blood and Crip has been articulated by multiple small-scale, small-arms gun battles. However, in recent weeks, defensive positions have been taken up by the Blood. The Crip have formed an alliance with Hispanic gang organizations to push further into Blood territory. The area has been largely evacuated and is primarily inhabited by warring youth.
A small contingent of Silent Majority fighters attacked the compound established at UCLA. The liberals holed up at the UCLA compound hurled firebombs and both sides fired AR-15's across the battlefield. No casualities were noted and the gunfight ended after ten minutes following a life threatening injurity to a Silent Majority fighter. The fighter is now expected to survive. The UCLA compound released the live stream video with a written statement reading, "Abolish the Silent Majority, Long Live the Liberal."
Small groups of urban fighters burned several cornfields in Western Nebraska. Four youth, aged 17-24, were apprehended by local officials while attempting to flee the county. The corn was not able to saved, but a containment barrier was established. Small groups committing arson have plagued farming communities over the last week and increased police protection is being installed in rural communities across the country.
A famous New York eatery was caught on hidden camera spitting in the food of alleged Silent Nation sympathizers. A small spy cam was installed in the restaurant's salad preparation station where employees could be seen in groups spitting onto the food. The chef would then toss the salad with the saliva of the staff. Governor Cuomo laughed off the incident, calling it inconsequential in the times. Cuomo noted in a statement, "food supplies are running short, home/auto repairs are piling up, trash is not getting collected, and power lines are not being repaired, this is not a time for games." It is expected that no consequences will result from the employees' actions.
President Trump has declared a National Emergency in wake of the Hunter Biden revelations. Large scale protests and riots are expected to accompany the arrest of Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. Former President Obama issued a statement echoing Michelle's earlier message regarding the peaceful nature of the protests. However, the National Police Union has countered their narrative by issuing a statement of their own highlighting the increasing number of assaults against law enforcement.
The Silent Majority is signaling their desire for a new Constitutional Convention to address the state of the American Republic. The party tweeted an official statement indicating the erosion of the most basic aspect of the Constitution, Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. They further noted, paraphrased, three equal branches of government must be secured alongside the renegotiation of the social and legal contracts which bind our sovereignty in either direction.
Five grandmothers dressed as vaginas were arrested by federal authorities outside of Portland for blocking traffic on an interstate. One women has claimed the officers assaulted her in the jail cell. The Pussy Parade is assembling nationwide protests to raise concern over the treatment of these grandmothers while in Federal custody. The largest Pussy Parade protest will feature thousands of vagina laden women marching from Trump Tower to the Brooklyn Bridge. The New York Police Commission issued a statement urging peaceful action and warned against blocking traffic.
McCarthyism2020 has taken root among the progressive liberal base. A large portion of the Democrat party is convinced Russian intelligence agencies are deeply embedded within our government structure and working closely with President Trump to cheat in the election. American intelligence officials have had no concern regarding the President and Vladimir Putin. However, Russian, Chinese, Iranian, and Israeli cyber-warfare specialists continue to conduct asymmetrical maneuvers against America. Intelligence agents report they are attempting to install a lack of institutional trust. It was further noted, “the foreign actors engage in dividing the American populace based on race, gender, creed, and religion.”
Approximately five hundred school children were pepper-bombed while attempting to burn down their school. Although a majority of the youth were Caucasian, the high-school children reported being angry about white supremacy and said the education system only served to reinforce the right of white people to rule over others. Other complaints littered the environment including, but not limited to, gay rights in Iraq and canine rights in China. Police reported six arrests, however, because of their minor status, the names will not be released to the public.