In a roundabout way the Washington Post's motto is actually quite fitting for them.
>needed shot of adrenaline
Sauce is halfchan. Presumed to be a LARP until proven otherwise, but I'll link it anyway:
https://boards DOT 4chan.org/pol/thread/283240429#p283249500
https://boards DOT 4chan.org/pol/thread/283249492
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Basic claim is that anyone with your name and DOB can vote for you in Oregon. Not willing to test this myself.
Night, /nightshift/ Anon