Once upon a /nightshift/ eerie
While an Anon posed a query
As to many a long, laborious breadful of forgotten digs
While I posted, swift-replying,
Suddenly, the bread was flying
Each Anon, at once, decrying, crying out at Mr. Pig
"I don't really care," I muttered, "I'm just here to pray and dig-not to flame on Mr. Pig"