If given the option, I would choose to marry a murderous, racist, pedophile and rapist who lies to me and treats me incredibly well and acts/pretends to be gay and attracted to me because all of the other alternatives are awful, ugly, physically repulsive, and not individuals I can love purely based on their appearance, demeanor, and way they present/portray themselves publicly.

Congrats, the God you worship is a shallow and superficial piece of shit.