From my 2 bdrm apt Mansion of Madness, I have heard your cries of anguish my fellow Anons, "the normies are here and sucking the life out of our chans!" Damn you normies! Damn you, you Running Dog Lackey's of Sanity! I have used her very sparingly, but I feel it is time to invoke her tragic magic again for the sake of our chans. You Running Dog Lackey's of Sanity, stare into the eyes of /our/girl/ Nasime, feel the chains of your sanity melt away as the madness opens your mind and eyes to the true Reality of Q. You will become sleepless and start Red Pilling those around you. Your family will disown you, your friends will avoid you, your pets will run away. You can't stop it sooner or later you will join us, we, the Flying Monkey Minions of Madness that inhabit the chans. Feel the autism surging through your veins, see the Q posts start to make sense as you work with your fellow Anons. You will be compelled to dig and meme with your new-found powers of autism. You can't fight it, for once you're one of us, you can never go back. Nor will you want to. We are the Flying Monkey Minions of Madness and our autism will overcome all foes! So fly my pretties! Fly! DIG,DIG! MEME,MEME! Scatter your Red Pills among the Peoples until we can return with the Ruby Slippers of Wakefullness to our Q! BWAHAHAHAHA!!