BREAKING: Trump has reportedly denied a pardon to Biden

It's motherfucking pandemonium in the Biden campaign, holy shit. They've been freaking the fuck out, their internal polls show Trump ahead by double digits in almost every swing state, people are quitting left and right, and they have a debate coming up that they're trying their hardest to get cancelled. Now they've apparently been lobbying to get Trump to pardon Biden after the election for his immense corrupt activity as vice president. Of course he told them to fuck off, which made them seethe. They're trying to find any last minute strategy change to swing this election, or at least not lose in a landslide. They have considered taking Biden off the ticket and voiding all early voting ballots, however this would be extremely difficult so they are leaning towards simply keeping Biden out of the spotlight to hopefully make the loss less intense. They still anticipate that Biden will lose no matter what however, and they may throw him to the wolves once he does. There are reported to be so many criminal cases pending against Biden that there's no use wasting valuable resources defending him.