I dont think the Jews were ever slaves. I think they made up the whole story after the Egyptians realized they were parasites and stealing everything and kicked them the fuck out.
What if I told you Jared secretly converted to Christianity and is out jewing the Jew with czutzpah unheard of before?
More important question is why is the pope walking around with a butthole
Its still the Jews
He must of ordered the execution of someone he doesnt like. It would make me giddy also