Oh come one! This is a LARPer on chan. Love for it to happen but it never will.
>(You)
IDIOTS! They didn't realize that he was saying that he does NOT do that stuff because he does NOT want to be caught in a Quid Pro Quo situation! WTF!!!!
I felt bad for him because he was trashed but remember he didn't promise anything. And it was compelling TV. He owned up to it and soldered on. I wish I looked that good in 34 years.
I'm surprised that for 85 bucks they could repair and retrieve it. I figured it would have cost much much more than that.