The RINGMASTER is a master of ceremonies that introduces the acts to the audience.
Duties and functions
Our RINGMASTER introduces the various acts in the show and guides the anons through the experience, directing their attention to the various areas of the world arena and helping to link the acts together while covert ops are brought into and bad actors are removed from the ring. OUR RINGMASTER will interact with some acts, especially the clown acts, to make the various acts part of a seamless performance.
It is traditionally the ringmaster's job to use hyperbole whenever possible while introducing the acts to enhance the expectations of the Anons. Declarations of the "YUUGE," "these people are stupid," "NO DEALS," "Glorious," and similar expressions are common.