As Covid19 winds down, another virus is spreading like wildfire

Covid19 may be winding down, but a brand new virus, the ID10t virus, is spreading like wildfire.

Symptoms of the ID10t virus include mental and comprehension issues. Symptoms include schitzophasia, a condition where words are misunderstood. A victim may hear or read a words like "baking soda" and understand it to be "Coke a cola", or may interpret "disinfectant" as "lysol".

If you or your loved one is suspected of having the ID10t virus, please seek help immediately.

Preventative measures include social media distiancing and fresh air. To avoid spreading the virus, remain at least 6 feet from any device displaying social media or news briefings.

Infected indivudials should NOT administer their own medications, nor be allowed to eat or drink anything unsupervised. A non-infected indivudal should accompany them to the hospital to assure all medical advice is interpreted properly and adhered to strictly.

Note: Indivuals infected with the ID10t virus are often convinced that poison is medicine and medicine is poison, so be vigilant in observing your friends and family to prevent a more serious medical issue. If you have any questions about anything they tell you they were instructed to ingest, please call poison hotline immediately.