>>11181244 (me, pb. Repost)

Q…

Great buddy of mine lost his hands today from getting caught in/crushed by machine at work. Dude has, in the past 20 years, completely changed his life around. Seemingly one thing after the next from the universe and it always giving him a middle finger. I compare him to Job tbh. His faith that theres a reason for this im sure exists. Justice however? Even with trump even the alphabet anon himself? Went from hopeful in 2017 to

"Shit never gunna happen" moreso than the concernfrens on here daily by early 2019 and continues. Like….hes made an unfortunate peace with it.

Im gunna need to ask a favor and have your assistants assistant assistants cousins brother s nephew get ahold of me to delivar my boy some hope.

Adding: aware youre not a genie or the damn wizard of oz, but seriously

>>11182657

Oh its not some fake bullshit my guy (pic related) but since only one visitor at hospital i wrote his ass a note for his wife to give him to read that absolutely tells him hes got a choice to be edward scissorhands or happy merchant for halloween. Choice of prosthetics is up to him. Either would be funny and hed probably do both tbh

>>11182846

Tomorrow, reality is going to kick in and get him all depressed he ends up getting an infection that spreads to his dick. Worst part about it is he cant fap the infection out! is too big a big boi to self fellate, and right at the moment he just kinda says "fuck it" and all hope is gone..hopes to take his last breath

A GOD DAMN SKELETON WITH A COVID MASK POPS OUT AND CUTS HIS DICK OFF