Ahhhh. I see. It's a natural bodily function and nothing to be ashamed of. Right.
Mr. Zimmerman: on your next Zoom call, stand up, drop trou, and take a dump on your keyboard. Then explain how "everybody poops, so it's cool."
Oh, and everyone is naked under their clothes, so exposing yourself to female colleagues is A-OK, too.
You're really in touch with the common, decent segment of society that happens to be the vast majority here. Well played.