>>11234946

NEVER EAT THE CHARMS (Poor man's Jolly Ranchers)

If you are in or attached to a Marine Corps grunt battalion

You will get your ass kicked if you get an MRE with Charms and you eat the charms

Superstitions

Bad shit habbens when Marines eat Charms

No bullshit, you will have the taste slapped out of your mouth by your squad members

Also, the 4 fingers of death is the worst MRE

Beef Frankfurters

It may be the five fingers of death now

I think they may be making skinnier beef frankfurters these days but give you an extra one to make up for the smaller diameter

Stay away from the fingers of death

Better to be hungry

>>11235381

Snatch, Pussy, Gyna, Gina, Vajean, gap, beaver, cunt, clit…

All acceptable in the right company

Most WMs (women Marines) were cool and could cut it up with the guys

You do get your feminists though… they are all over but in my experience most of them are assigned to the wing or to logistics/admin units

It is like anything

Understand your surroundings

Understand those around you

I knew a couple of hard females that were cool motherfuckers

Could ask them "Hey, when you are on the O course does the slide for life hurt your pussy or what?"

And they would answer

My detachment XO on the MEU on the other hand

You look at that cunt the wrong way, let alone say vagina you were done

She needed serious and repeated fucking by someone she cared about deeply to release all that pent up anger

Felt bad for her

Couldn't wait to get to muh next unit

It all depends anon

That's the best answer I give you

If you are a turd, you will not get away with saying anything

If you are a hard charger, squared away, that gets the job done

You will be given more latitude and others will want to be around you

Cause you're good shit and dependable