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"we know when to use our teacher voice"
Jill Biden
she thinks we are all idiotic children.
The Human-Sized Salamander That Smells Like Pepper
Meet Asia’s giant salamander, a remarkable 6-foot amphibian that has remained unchanged for millions of years, hiding on river bottoms and hoovering up fish into its gaping maw. It sometimes smells like pepper, it’s astonishingly quick, and it makes noises that sound a bit like a child.
https://www.wired.com/2013/10/absurd-creature-6-foot-salamander/
have a pretty good memory I did kill the
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salah' monster one which is a salamander
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that's about the size of a Humvee
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limousine the ax flaming skin and they
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spit chaos yeah little drop of it on you
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and your whole life becomes better
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anyway it's all fighting to sell a
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monster and I pulled off his skin and I
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threw him into a meat locker and he's
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freezing to death right in there but as
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he's freezing to death he said and it
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really hit me man that's what life's
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about I am experienced a lot of last
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words more than most people I would have
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to say and let me tell you people have
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this romantic notion that like what they
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say at the very end is gonna be the most
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meaningful thing of their life if that
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is the case and most people's lives are
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summed up by screaming wheezing or
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saying some incoherent babble like the
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movie babble point is don't let your
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life come down the last words say
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something now like think about it write
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it down revise a little bit and just
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tell everybody hey guys whatever I
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happen to be saying when I die doesn't
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count these are my last words the
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footprints of the sand are the power of
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the water you know you work on it back
in the next breath he will say he is wrong
he has to appear neutral then goes in for the zinger
it's a tactic
LEARN
still in my jammies
what a fuckin day
fuck you.
perfect use for filter
made me turn on the volume. this will be good
"that's not the point"
let's see how many times he says PERIOD