So, a jewess and I were flirting at the bar last night…
One thing led to another and she came home with me.
A little bit of heavy petting and them she goes down on me.
Next thing I know….the bitch tries to bite my foreskin off.
I flashed my Crucifix and it scurried into the corner.
The demon finally left, but I think she stole some change off my dresser.
Bacon in my fridge is all accounted for!
Moral of the story is that BLTs are fucking awesome.