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Assemblies of God
They're all Jews.
They all pay taxes to a King
They all promise something better tomorrow instead of making today better
How many churches sit empty 6 days a week
No meals served
No homeless housed
No services rendered
Which Commandment requires boys to be mutilated to get a key to the gate of their land, Israel?
Where's my key?
Only God has power
There are 34,000 versions of the bible in over 2,000 languages. So, yes, it's just a book.
Yours isn't the "right" one to get you to heaven
Hint: You're free
You made it
When you can wake up to fresh milk and honey, that's all your own. No job, just love and life and fun, you've made it to the land of milk and honey.
There are no skyscrapers or cubicles in the land of milk and honey.
The Assemblies of God are great.
They have their own Credit Union for members only
Preferred interest rates
Once you get your Direct Deposit setup for your paycheck (yeah, it's required), they automatically debit your tithing every month so you don't have to worry about remembering to bring cash for the collection plate.
Now way to get behind and get in trouble with God for not giving. HallELlujah!
The AG women are very modest and know their place.
Uncut hair
Denim dresses
Very plain
As God intended
Maybe he broke one of the church rules?