Washington, who tended to favor surprisingly silly names for his animals—his dogs answered to Sweetlips, Drunkard and Madame Moose—went literal when it came to the mule, who he called Royal Gift. #NationalMuleDay

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>>11290633

It's LYONS retard.

Did you just close your eyes & point

Despite lore to the contrary and a bevy of chemical preservatives, the official shelf life of Hostess’ golden, cream-filled Twinkie is 45 days.

https://twitter.com/SmithsonianMag/status/1320800155302506501

45

>>11290766

Sauce that shit you lazy fuck