>>11290859 (lb)

TF when you already know half the questions on an IQ test are based off falsified information, and you know what answer will be considered "correct" by the comped institution, but you also know that said answer is not "correct" IRL, no matter how many idiots believe it is. So, your stuck with the choice of answering "correctly" to please the comped authorities or not giving AF about their approval and calling them out on their bull shit even though it will cause them to snap at the very notion of you challenging their "authority", which they will then abuse to lower your "official" IQ score, even though you are so fucking beyond their petty bull shits that you just want humanity to be unretarded, again…

>>11291548

Your government wants you all to know that ut cares very much about your safety and well-being.

After several years of deliberation, and billions of taxpayer dollars to fund it, your government has finally found the proper solution to this age old dilemma:

BAN ALL HAYRIDES!

To be sure of total compliance, anyone with a tractor will be fined, proactively, every fall season, until all tractor owners relinquish their rights to own tractors. Additionally, all hay will be taxed 4,000% per bail, and anyone wishing to purchase any amount of hay will be forced to undergo a 3 year, $50,000, training course to become state-certified hay-handler, which can then be used to apply for the new special permit required for said purchase of hay, which will cost roughly $10,000 for the initial permit and $20,000 for annual renewals.

You're welcome in advance

>>11291604

>Isn't Don Lemon too stupid to be C_A?

You have no idea how things "work" around here, do you?

>>11291730

>watch the water?

Moar like watch how retarded NASA has been this entire fucking time…

Seriously. This was a "major announcement" about the moon?

TF do we even pay them for?

Oh, that's right! We don't really have a choice in how all the money we're forced to pay gets wasted…

>>11291795

You've just relinquished your rights to meme Kayleigh