That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes
Muh Q research banner has been changed
>https://twitter.com/dbongino/status/1320876757722025986
7:55PM yesterday
ACB confirmation
Ya? And?
Want my eyes for anything else?
Sitting here on the toilet at work
Frustrated
Can feel a big poo coming
Push a bit…. plop tiny "pebble from heaven"
Thankful pee water didn't splash up and hit muh butt
Don't flush because I care about water conservation
Waste not, and so on
Push a bit moar
Plop, another pebble from heaven
Know a Lincoln Log is almost there but need to wait it out
Fitting that I am here
Was just reflecting on muh QR experience
And how it mirrors muh toilet experience
Getting those pebbles out is fantastic
So eager to be rid of this Lincoln log
Yup
I do that in porta potties
Agree with the pro tip
I live dangerously otherwise, I like to challenge myself to bomb different areas of the toilet
Call for fire! Charge 7 red bag
If you wiggle a bit right when the bomb bay doors are open and the payload has exited the aircraft
You can hit deeper or shallow water depending on the size ordinance
Try it sometime
Anyway enough of the slide
Done with muh shitposts
Carry on fags
Shake once, wipe twice